Moovians

Just when I thought no more Giorgio memes, it looks like there's scope for some more. We aren't done with the aliens story on the new Oop, but in a bizarre way, of course. I thought this asinine ancient alien arc was over, but it appears that there's more to what meets the eye. Just what the ancient astronaut theorists had always suspected, them aliens are up to something! Although this story appears to have some potential here, but given their track record so far.... Well, let's just wait and see, but I'm not keeping any high hopes, to be on the safer side. But there's something very contradictory in today's strip. The obnoxious billionaire Copious scoffs at the pencil given by the alien, which Wonmug and team had retrieved from ancient Egypt. In his own words, Copious exclaims : "Just a pencil. Ha!", and before that, he mocks that all they had got him was this lousy pencil. But then suddenly, a holographic projection of the little ...

It was all jokes and pun fun on ancient aliens and other things in my last post on the previous installment, but it's not funny anymore. So, I'll be cutting down on the gags except for a few sarcastic and parodying memes in-between. Today's installment is irrefutably infuriating and every true Hamlin's Alley Oop fan would agree with this. Today's installment opens with confirmation that the ancient aliens did not build the pyramids. Sorry, Giorgio. However, from what we saw in this story, we now know that the ancient aliens gave us the pencils . Now let me come to the next three panels in today's installment. Wonmug implies that those aliens were so dumb that they'd find it difficult to build small two-dimensional things, let alone building a three-dimensional structure like a pyramid. And then, he goes on to say that the only thing those aliens were mostly doing was to just get in the way and ask a lot of dumb questions. (and here's...

And the greatest technological achievement by the little green alien people is... drumrolls ... A pencil. Yes, folks. A pencil. A pen is mightier than a sword, but a pencil is mightier than a whole alien spaceship fleet trying to invade a planet. Because it's called writing.. er.. cleaning our ears! So, maybe their greatest technological achievement is actually an ear bud and not a penci... Oh whatever. Nonetheless, the ancient astronaut theorists suggest that it was aliens who taught us how to write with a pencil. Just think, with the pencil, the humans would've never learnt to write on modern paper. Just wait for the next episode of ancient aliens for a detailed coverage of this breaking story. The ancient astronaut theorists further suggest that some other aliens wrote The Cookbook all thanks to this greatest technological achievement of the pencil. In any case, this great technological invention has always been useful To Serve Man ! Don't un...

Sorry, Giorgio and the ancient astronaut theorists. Alley Oop built the pyramids, not ancient aliens . Now we know. We already knew Alley Oop built the Sphinx, however, by simply throwing a big rock on the sand (as we saw on March 27, 2020's strip). With everything in this "story" apparently "wrapped up" , I guess this is the end of these insipidly inane installments; with no explanations whatsoever to the innumerable questions that anyone with a brain would ask, some of which I had listed in the previous days. And about today's installment, as you can all see for yourselves, is so irrefutably inane that it's incomparably infuriating. Here's why : This is so loudly ludicrous that I don't even need to lambaste it. But anyways, here it goes : Alley says he build the whole pyramid himself, but some guy is taking all the credit -- As if the pyramids of Giza or anywhere else that matter, were just built in a couple of hours, e...

Now this puts a whole new twist to the steady silliness of this sitcomic -- The Ancient Egyptian Princess loves the Ancient Alien! Oh haw haw. What's this, some sort of a strange ancient interplanetary inter-species love? I mean, what is there not to love about a naked little green slimy-looking dumb extraterrestrial from outer space? What a charming little goofy green goblin from outer space, isn't he? In the princess's own words, he's not much of a doer, a thinker, or even good-looking. And as we've seen already , this little green alien is just as immature and child-like as any other male character in this sitcomic. That's the male quality that women fall for, isn't it? Either that or this little green ancient alien must be filthy rich, which the Ancient Egyptian Princess must've realised. Other than that, I see no reason why someone sane would even love a little green dumb alien from outer space. And how on god's green earth or on ...

Find your lucky rabbit and his lucky rabbit's foot, folks. Because you're gonna need it! All I can say about today's installment is : What The Luck ? And speaking of Luck , we all need Max Luck to survive this neverending nincompoopy nonsense of an extremely extraterrible extraterrestrial tale. How does Wonmug know that it's not an 8-track player, but a shield? He's seeing that alien space ship (looks more like a little space boat) for the first time. How does he know that's a... Oh wait. I guess the controls are labelled in English, just like the Luck-o-meter. And I guess the doc doesn't know that one needn't essentially go through the asteroid belts to travel through space because the asteroids are all almost confined and concentrated around a particular plane in 3-D space. For example, see this great 3-D visualisation of the same : 3-D Interactive Asteroid Space Visualisation - Asterank Also, an advanced alien space ship would've ...

Those of you who are reading the latest Alley Oop daily comics know this. It has more evidence of ancient extraterrestrials than Giorgio's show ever provided. A scene from Alley Oop comic of 30th March, 2020 . | Tourist VISA existed in Ancient Egypt? Who issues them this VISA? The ancient Men in Black organisation? In the recent *ahem* storyline , doc Wonmug and his "employees" Alley and Oola, go time travelling to Ancient Egypt looking for evidences of ancient aliens building pyramids. I dunno if Giorgio is going to do a cameo in this story , but I hope he does. If you're new to Ancient Aliens, do a Google search on "History Channel Ancient Aliens Show"